It's a Good Day for a Parafin Dip

But first...let's talk for a moment about misogyny...for months and months we've been hearing and reading about politician after politician who seem to be hate women...now, I'm no psychiatrist, but I can't help wondering what Freud might say. I mean, clearly these men have some mommy issues, perhaps erectile dysfunction? There must be something more to this than have a strong objection to abortion....right? Misogyny. Greek misogynia, from misein to hate + gynē woman — more at queen. Yes, that would make sense...The Greeks were all about pissing contests. So, riddle me this then...aside from Rush Limbaugh, who let's be honest, only says these things to piss off his Dominatrix waiting at home to spank him while he wears lace cheekies, but aside from him...why DO so many male politicians hate women? Have they ever seen a woman who REALLY should never been allowed to breed or raise offspring?? I HAVE! I CHOSE to tie my tubes because I was never sure I was cut out to be a GOOD mom. I may have been a great mom, but I was unsure and didn't want to take a chance...but what about women who can't afford birth control, or who were born into a religion that dictates they are not to use birth control but who have no intention of "waiting for marriage"? Then what? Does anyone believe that abstinence is the norm for their kids? No matter HOW religious or spiritual or devout to their faith, teenagers are RAGING with hormones and sex is the ONLY thing they think about aside from what college they want to go to...but otherwise, girls AND boys want to have sex. It's a fact. Deal with it.
I'm not sure what sparked the attack on Planned Parenthood and other women's issues and who on earth is in charge of probing women in order to make sure a woman wants to abort? Well, let me tell you something, a woman NEVER WANTS to abort...chances are high that there is a good reason for it...and probing her HAS to be unconstitutional. I has to be. But I digress...These conservative politicians who are all about ridding the women of this country of their rights are probably just upset because they still haven't been able to nail a female orgasm. Every time I see those male enhancement ads I laugh...it's not the size, boys...I swear, it's not. But I digress again...mustn't get too graphic. (Sorry Mom).

Now, about that paraffin dip...That's Elijah...the pictures I pair with these blogs may or may not have anything to do with what I'm talking about. I also welcome comments. This is not just for me to write then read...oh no. Please, I encourage discussion...even if you disagree with me.
Anyhoo. I've blabbed long enough for today...Oh, before I forget...my mammogram hurt, but not as badly as I expected...and I do not have cancer! The lump they found was just a fatty deposit, apparently. I never thought I would be happy to have more fat! But there it is. Now, I'm ready for a paraffin dip. My hands need some TLC.